CRAP WEEKLY
7/23/2004
A Midsummer Night's Dream
No, it's not the piece of crap written by Shagg-spear. It's about the best sleep our good ol' fren Sesha had before a test.
You see, Seesha had this test on a fine friday morning. He studied till 4 AM in the morning coz he was busy with football last evening. This test was at 9 in the morning and, yah, he wrote this test well and answered well. UNFORTUNATELY, He woke up in the middle of this cool dream which all com sci guys dream of (doing well in the exam without copying). And what time was it? 10 AM!!!
Seeesha's dream was shaeeeetterreeeed. Eeeeeee!!!
Last heard of, fortunately there was an improvement test today for this subject. Dont sleeeep well seeeeesha, lest you forget!
No, it's not the piece of crap written by Shagg-spear. It's about the best sleep our good ol' fren Sesha had before a test.
You see, Seesha had this test on a fine friday morning. He studied till 4 AM in the morning coz he was busy with football last evening. This test was at 9 in the morning and, yah, he wrote this test well and answered well. UNFORTUNATELY, He woke up in the middle of this cool dream which all com sci guys dream of (doing well in the exam without copying). And what time was it? 10 AM!!!
Seeesha's dream was shaeeeetterreeeed. Eeeeeee!!!
Last heard of, fortunately there was an improvement test today for this subject. Dont sleeeep well seeeeesha, lest you forget!
The Italian Job
It's 3:30 in the morning. You are deep asleep. Your friend next door is also sound asleep. The Security personels are also asleep. But a shadow is moving, slowly, steady and silent...
The unknown assasin. He's back. Like batman and spiderman, no one except Robin or MJ knows his true identity. He is a shadow to all of us. And he knows it and uses it well.
He's on the terrace. Stops. He's on the ledge, climbs over the edge and drops down towards the windows of a guy you'd not want to be around when you're eating anything, even shit.
V S Vinod.
The assasin smiles. He puts his hand through the window and reaches out for the fat Chittoorian's face. And he pinces it.
V S SCREAMS!!!
"MUMMY!!!"
He runs for the door and thinks a ghost has come. Our assasin has the last laugh. He knows that this asshole will go to some room like Deepak's and continue his sleep in that room and forget everything. He knows only too well.
Then our assasin makes the only and biggest mistake of the evening, or better still, his career. He goes into the room of the most intelligent guy in this college. Yup, I'm talking about Sundeep.The brain of ECE. Know what, even Bishal (that Nepali sucker) and P3 and SivaKrisna (those space center suckers) are jealous of him. Because he's gifted with a brain that even Albert Einstein (that relativity sucker) and Bill Gates (that Microsoft Windows Xp, Office, Age of Empires II etc. sucker which we all have pirated copies of) are rumoured to be jealous of him, our own T Sundeep.OK, back to the story. Sundeep hears some sound outside his room. He hears it because (NOTE IT) even though he is visibly asleep, even then, his brain is half awake. So he hears it. As we all know, he is smarter than everyone else. So we can assume that he is smarter than VS himself. So he does the most logical thing. Shouts for everyone.Our assasin knows he has been outsmarted by this smart guy. He runs for his life.
Well done sundeep! You saved all our lives!
It's 3:30 in the morning. You are deep asleep. Your friend next door is also sound asleep. The Security personels are also asleep. But a shadow is moving, slowly, steady and silent...
The unknown assasin. He's back. Like batman and spiderman, no one except Robin or MJ knows his true identity. He is a shadow to all of us. And he knows it and uses it well.
He's on the terrace. Stops. He's on the ledge, climbs over the edge and drops down towards the windows of a guy you'd not want to be around when you're eating anything, even shit.
V S Vinod.
The assasin smiles. He puts his hand through the window and reaches out for the fat Chittoorian's face. And he pinces it.
V S SCREAMS!!!
"MUMMY!!!"
He runs for the door and thinks a ghost has come. Our assasin has the last laugh. He knows that this asshole will go to some room like Deepak's and continue his sleep in that room and forget everything. He knows only too well.
Then our assasin makes the only and biggest mistake of the evening, or better still, his career. He goes into the room of the most intelligent guy in this college. Yup, I'm talking about Sundeep.The brain of ECE. Know what, even Bishal (that Nepali sucker) and P3 and SivaKrisna (those space center suckers) are jealous of him. Because he's gifted with a brain that even Albert Einstein (that relativity sucker) and Bill Gates (that Microsoft Windows Xp, Office, Age of Empires II etc. sucker which we all have pirated copies of) are rumoured to be jealous of him, our own T Sundeep.OK, back to the story. Sundeep hears some sound outside his room. He hears it because (NOTE IT) even though he is visibly asleep, even then, his brain is half awake. So he hears it. As we all know, he is smarter than everyone else. So we can assume that he is smarter than VS himself. So he does the most logical thing. Shouts for everyone.Our assasin knows he has been outsmarted by this smart guy. He runs for his life.
Well done sundeep! You saved all our lives!
Keep reading this column, for, in the next few weeks, you'll be learning more about who the PRIME SUSPECTs might be!!!
Have fun!
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